WANT TO PEE ON YOURSELF? READ THE NEW LYRICS OF WHEN CHRiSTMAS COMES TO TOWN! SOOOOOO FUNNY!!?

My sis and I wrote this like five min. ago. star if u love it! show everyone!

When Christmas comes to town

(New version. Same tune. Different words.)

enjoy!

I smell gas in the air

It smells like dying hair

It must be Christmas time

Just hear the farting chime

I guess the elves are happy cause they never come around This time of year when Christmas comes 2 to town

The best time of the year when bulbs smash to the ground

With all this Christmas mess its hard 2 make no sound Putting up the Christmas tree with gay uncles and their friends

Makes Christmas time longing for an end

Presents 4 the homeless wrapped in yellow and blue

That閳ユ獨 a gay sign to give them cheap plastic crap renewed No one will be sleeping on the night that Santa comes When he steals cookies from everyone.

The best time of the year when bulbs smash to the ground

With all this Christmas mess its hard 2 make no sound Putting up the Christmas tree with gay uncles and their friends

Makes Christmas time longing for an end

Presents 4 the homeless wrapped in yellow and blue

That閳ユ獨 a gay sign to give them cheap plastic crap renewed No one will be sleeping on the night that Santa comes When he steals cookies from everyone.

When Santa閳ユ獨 sleigh belles ring

I puke my insides out

The Herald Angels sing

I rather scream and shout

And all of dreams of children

Will all be lost for all around

This what I want when Christmas comes

To town

By: Olivia and Lucille

Merry Christmas

WANT TO PEE ON YOURSELF? READ THE NEW LYRICS OF WHEN CHRiSTMAS COMES TO TOWN! SOOOOOO FUNNY!!?

Haha i heard this before but it was funny

WANT TO PEE ON YOURSELF? READ THE NEW LYRICS OF WHEN CHRiSTMAS COMES TO TOWN! SOOOOOO FUNNY!!?

okey..............

WANT TO PEE ON YOURSELF? READ THE NEW LYRICS OF WHEN CHRiSTMAS COMES TO TOWN! SOOOOOO FUNNY!!?

It's funny

WANT TO PEE ON YOURSELF? READ THE NEW LYRICS OF WHEN CHRiSTMAS COMES TO TOWN! SOOOOOO FUNNY!!?

this aint that funny.

ive heard it before.....................

so yeah.

you didnt write that shiet.

WANT TO PEE ON YOURSELF? READ THE NEW LYRICS OF WHEN CHRiSTMAS COMES TO TOWN! SOOOOOO FUNNY!!?

hahahaha, yea me and my sis do this sometimes tooo.