Freestyle Challenge .... for writers only...? (Repost)?

Since you guys didn't like the Kurtis Blow lyrics and my new post can't be seen due to low rating, I'm posting here as a continuation...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

Not even a blouse, that momma would wear;

showing nipples and pimples, and a little pubic hair.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

Arriving in crushed velvet, with Tims on his feet,

carrying a satchel of presents and holiday treats.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

Mamma was breakin' me off with the goods,

While cousins were sleep on couches, We So Hood.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

Freestyle Challenge .... for writers only...? (Repost)?

whyd u bother reposting this... the other one was already flooded with ridiculously long posts....

Freestyle Challenge .... for writers only...? (Repost)?

Boy did you type a lot. I actually read about a third of it...maybe less. But I scimmed it and I assume that it was filthy. If you were gonna make a spoof on the poem, you could've atleast used less lines from the original. Its like the same poem but with "nipples" and "We So Hood" added to it.

If there was a question that I scimmed over, my answer is: You are a loser.